The mom and I went for a long walk the other day and came across the politest golf coarse! Look, here I am actually being welcomed by it and I must say I certainly did enjoy a new area to explore and check out. And as we were leaving, it actually thanked us for coming. And mom says to tell everyone - no we didn't walk on the actual golf coarse, there is a path that follows it and we were on the path. Mom says for some reason people get upset when dogs go for walks on the golf coarse. I asked mom what this 'golf' thing is and she said it is when big people hit a tiny ball into a tiny hole with a long stick. I love balls and sticks......I wonder if they would let me come and play too. I wonder why they want to put the ball in in a hole - oh oh oh....I know, they are burying it for later, to season it and make it all nice and dirty and yummy. No wonder they don't want us dogs going to the golf coarse, they are worried we will dig up all those buried balls. Hmm maybe I should plan a sneak raid on the place.......as you all know, a dirty ball is the best kind of ball to play with. Anyone want to come with me? Mom says there are probably balls hiding all over the golf coarse as sometimes people hit them in the wrong direction and they get lost. Oh gosh, mom says dad loves to play golf....hmmm maybe I could see if he has any of those golf balls in that golf bag thingy he has down stairs.
The mom and I went for a long walk the other day and came across the politest golf coarse! Look, here I am actually being welcomed by it and I must say I certainly did enjoy a new area to explore and check out. And as we were leaving, it actually thanked us for coming. And mom says to tell everyone - no we didn't walk on the actual golf coarse, there is a path that follows it and we were on the path. Mom says for some reason people get upset when dogs go for walks on the golf coarse. I asked mom what this 'golf' thing is and she said it is when big people hit a tiny ball into a tiny hole with a long stick. I love balls and sticks......I wonder if they would let me come and play too. I wonder why they want to put the ball in in a hole - oh oh oh....I know, they are burying it for later, to season it and make it all nice and dirty and yummy. No wonder they don't want us dogs going to the golf coarse, they are worried we will dig up all those buried balls. Hmm maybe I should plan a sneak raid on the place.......as you all know, a dirty ball is the best kind of ball to play with. Anyone want to come with me? Mom says there are probably balls hiding all over the golf coarse as sometimes people hit them in the wrong direction and they get lost. Oh gosh, mom says dad loves to play golf....hmmm maybe I could see if he has any of those golf balls in that golf bag thingy he has down stairs.
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