Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Not Cute At All !

I am hearing the word "cute" a little to often in reference to "IT" and I can assure you "IT" is not cute at all and I can prove it!

1. "IT" likes to eat it's own poop and then throw it up all over the carpet. Trust me - Mom does not think this is cute!

2. "IT" finds things!!! I mean things that he is not allowed to have, like pens, shoes, socks and basically anything he can reach even it means climbing up on the sofa and across the arms to the side table. His latest was some letters Dad had left there and NO - Dad did not think he was cute either.

3. "IT" torments me, constantly putting toys in my face, jumping on me, pulling my tail, wanting to play ALL the time and "IT" is CONSTANTLY happy. NO - I do not find "IT" cute either.

4. Other traits of UNCUTENESS "IT" has include wanting to go in an out at least 6 times per hour - talk about a small bladder! Wanting cuddles at least 6 times an hour and whining if "IT" doesn't get them. When ever things go "quiet" you know "IT" is up to no good and you can be sure to something torn up - the latest is two rugs that "IT" has been having fun "quietly" unraveling.

Are we getting the picture yet - "IT" is not CUTE. "IT" is a terror in a sausage dog skin !
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