A petition to save - ME !!!

I am sneaking on Weilly's blog to ask for your help. I am starting a petition to save ME ! I don't wanna go to kneebraska and live in a pokey little apartment. There won't be any big garden for me to run in, no Denny to play with, no deck for me sit on and sun myself and no exercise machine where I practice my looking 'cute' routine. I know my real Mommy is there and she loves and misses me......but there won't be any Arkansas Mommy there to feed me my duck treats and pick up all my toys at the end of the day. And what about my most favorite sleeping place - under Arkansas Mom and Dad's bed --on my (the) doggie bed I found hiding under there.

And you know - I am sure Weilly almost likes me now - he sometimes let's me sit near him, he likes to use me as a pillow, he will share his bones with me - after he's eaten all the good bits off it, he lets me clean up his empty food bowl and he doesn't step on me anymore (at least not as often) and he doesn't growl at me anymore.........doesn't that prove he likes me????

And I don't like the cold - and Arkansas Mommy says it gets very cold in kneebraska and they have LOTS of snow. My leggies are only 4 inches long - how am going to cope trying to pee in a foot of snow I ask? Please please please sign my petition (just by saying you agree with it) so I can stay where I am - whimper whimper whimper !!! But do it QUICK ! Time is running out for me !!!